me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop
him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?
me: uh…. y…yeah….
him: whut was that?
me: uh… aye….
him:
You’re all going to hell and so am i
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(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)